May 2013
mishaoverlord:
owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
jiidesu:
niicolodean:
call you names
tell you weird and personal details about myself
say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
share funny photos from my tumblr dash
actually tell you when i’m upset
try to make conversation with you
just generally act...
malijuanastyles:
malijuanastyles:
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
Band-Fan interaction: you're doing it right.
The Maine: Want to hear our new album in its entirety before it's released as well as meet us? Ok! Come to this venue at this time, and we'll play the album for you and have a meet and greet.
The Maine: Oh, you want to hear an unofficial release off of our new album? Ok. Just retweet, repost, and/or reblog the image of our new album cover and we'll release a lyric video and free downlaod of said song from our website.
The Maine: You pre-ordered our album? Ok. Here, let us personally call you and thank you individually for buying our album.
The Maine: Wanna see what life has been like as a band the last 5 years? Cool! Here's a book with pictures from our photographer along with some personal anecdotes!
The Maine: Oh look, it's our 6 year anniversary as a band! Thanks for sticking with us! Here, take this code and go to our merch store and get a discount off of our already decently priced merch. Oh yeah, and here's a free download of our most recent album so those that don't have it can get it.
The Maine: *any holiday* Look! It's a holiday today! Take this code and and get discounted merch from our store!
The Maine: Want to know our progress in the studio? Here are some videos we recorded/edited ourselves so you can see how the new album is coming along.
The Maine: Thanks for coming to see us in concert! You can come and meet us, hang out with us, take pictures, whatever with us after the show! We'll stand outside in any weather, at any time, and will meet every single one of you and not make you pay for meet and greet passes.
Maine fan: dies from band's perfection
You've heard of the louvre of one direction fan...
hickfuentes:
a rebloggable verson of the blog dedicated to beautiful kellin quinn fan art
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aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my...
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
yourtubes:
*calls you by your url at your funeral*
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
K! Radio Presenter: So what about We Are The In Crowd? Because they have a girl in their band. Have any of you tried hitting on her?
Jack: I hit her with a hammer.
welcomebackronberto:
How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via theworldisnotenough) 